him: hey, i have bad news. i can't hang out tomorrow night.
me: oh. that's fine. what's up?
him: we have to work late and then we have this thing... 'til 8:00.
me: you have to stay at work until 8:00?? why?!
him: it's just this thing....with boys.
me: excuse me?
him: yeah...it's weird.
me: this is not sounding normal.
him: well....it's basically, like, just.....soccer.
me: "this thing with boys" is soccer?
him: yeah, we all play soccer together. it's a thing (soccer) that we (boys) do. a thing with boys. called soccer.
[fine by me! i went to see larry crowne instead...see above.]
him: i feel so lucky to be with you.
me: really?
him: yeah, i feel like the luckiest man in.....my family.
[he is one of 3 men in his family, so.....great!]
[i've mentioned before that piotr occasionally uses words in the incorrect context....here we go.]
him: i'm going to be SO petrified tomorrow when i wake up.
me: why?
him: from being tired.
me: i don't really think you can use 'petrified' there....
him: what? but it’s one of my faves. ….okay, fine. i'm going to be SO devastated tomorrow when i wake up.
me: when you lived in portugal did you skype a lot with your family?
him: yes, especially on holidays. i'd call them at lunchtime and they'd gather 'round the computer and give me intimate wishes.
me: excuse me?
him: yeah, they'd wish me intimate things.
me: ....what.
him: yeah, you know, like, "happy birthday! i wish you a year of success and health and happiness!"
[the conversation called "the word 'intimate' and all its connotations" shortly followed.]
these are my favorite, you must know these are my favorite i adore piotr and want to meet him...intimately. no desperately. (you got the joke, right?!).
you guys are too cute and definitely in love :]
-Robots in Trouble
hahahhaha i loveeee the words that are incorrectly used. especially petrified LOL.
If I didn't say this last time: these are some of my favorite conversations you have posted so far.
not to sound like a broken record, but these too are my favorites to read.
laughing out loud about the "i'm going to be so petrified when i wake up" hahaha i love him
I really love the conversation series. And petrified was awesome!
I am giggling over this "intimate" business.
Also:
1. I really liked Larry Crowne as well, but agree with you on the scooter gang storyline. When Tom and Julia were riding on the scooter during the credits, I busted out laughing and couldn't stop.
2. Being full of one thing just to move on to another is totally acceptable. I deal with it on a daily basis!
how does he not know about anne frank?!! i feel like that name should be universally known.
i would also like your sunglasses. actually, it's less of a like and more of a need. i need those shades in my life.
I'm a new reader and already I can tell these posts are going to be my favorites.
Your new mission in life: find me a Piotr! I need one. You two are amazing.
xo,
Sarah
LOL - this is hands down my favorite series on the Internet. He is hilarious.
I seriously love these! And his new retort is hilarious!
Ok, I saw this post come up on my blogroll and i got SO excited! I love this series, it's hilarious!
These conversations never fail to make me laugh aloud in my cubicle at work. This time it was the intimate wishes that got me!
these are my favorite too!!!!!! :)
xoxo jen
i scream with delight every time this pops up in my blog list!! :)
as always, these are my favorite.
and JB tucker didn't know who anne frank was UNTIL i made a fuss over going to the museum, and then as we are in the museum, he goes "so who is anne frank?" i stood there with my jaw open for at least a minute.
i, too, am petrified when i wake up.
i'm at work so i had to cover up my laughter with a loud, obvious cough when i got to #3. love it!
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh Piotr.
But HOW do you not know who Anne Frank was? I didn't even know that was possible.
These are always so funny. Do you write them down - how do you remember all of the funny things he says?
If you wrote these conversations with a polish boy everyday I wouldn't complain! The whole conversation about we do things with boys! Hahaha hilarious!
These are so my favorite posts....on any blog....ever in life! They always make my day!
~Tiffany
http://tiffanyd22.blogspot.com
Hahah love this. So cute :) xo
These conversations are funny! I love his new retort about blogging! haha. :)
Has he ever seen Harry Potter? Cause that would take 'petrified' to a whole new context! Very cute stories :) x
Still my favorites! I got so excited when I saw the title of today's post. Thank you for always making me laugh when I've had a poopy day! :)
these posts will never get old. never.
You guys are too freakin' cute.
...that is all.
(Wait, 'cept..."petrified". Bwah! What a legend!)
make these into a book. please. I think that is your future.
haha new favourite post! :)
these posts are the absolute best.
you guys would totally win "cutest couple" of the blogging world. sigh.
haha you guys crack me up. it's so funny to be around people who have english as a second language. good times... :)
haha love these, as usual! I'm totally using the "I wish you a year of success and health and happiness" line while getting intimate with my husband tonight.
PS I am right there with you on the getting full of one thing! My parents never understood that when I was growing up. And then I discovered tapas and finally, someone understood me!
these really just make me more pumped for thanksgiving.
Hahaha. I love these conversations.
When it comes to getting full of dinner and eating cake my husband is a pro at that. He says that his "dinner section" is full and now he's ready for his "dessert section". Haha. It works. :] {randeashby.blogspot.com}
This might be one of my favorite posts ever.
But on the other hand it also makes me sad, because I feel like the last year was incomplete since I didn't meet Piotr :(
haha...I think Pt. 9 is the funniest. I was literally cracking up the entire post.
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